• You grate!

• You taught us many things that some of us don't know.
• Also I learned how to make differned bets. I like the game how to make bets. [That's BEATS!]
• Thank you for teaching us a song called, "The bear Misted the Train."
• I think you are a great musitoin. I also think you got great tast.
• Well, thats all I can tell you.

• When you did that assembelly it was very cool.

There were three cockroaches stranded on an island. Suddenly, a fairy appeared and offered to grant each of them one wish. The first cockroach asked to be intelligent. Instantly, he was turned into an athlete, and he swam off the island.

The next one asked to be even more intelligent than the previous one. He was turned into an engineer, who then built a boat and sailed off the island.

Jim Simpson wants to know:

If a man speaks in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

The SOUP says: What do you think?

From John Boia, who identifies himself as male ("and I'm right"):

• If he is with one or more men, he is right. (They will be talking about women.)
• If he is with his dog, he is right. (He will be thinking about women.)
• If he is alone, he is talking to himself and has therefore gone insane. (And it will be the woman's fault.)

From Shari Simpson:

• Yes, he is always wrong . . . unless of course, he is my father, who is always right!

The Computer Scientist asks: "Why does it work?"

The Engineer asks: "How does it work?"

The Accountant asks: "How much will it cost?"

"Whenever I order alphabet soup I also order a waffle. That way I can do the crossword puzzle while I eat."

Just put your favorite instant soup mix in the top of your coffee maker. Then pour the water into the machine and turn it on. You'll have Hot Soup in no time at all!

We often are told that Christina looks like Xena: Warrior Princess, but we were surprised when someone likened her to General Custer: "How bravely she stands, surrounded by Sue . . ." (Jennifer's middle name is "Sue"!)

"Hot Soup" is a mange a trois. (Christina Muir)

We always aim for SOUPerb harmonies and SOUPerior performances, and that's only the beginning . . .

A SOUPerstition is the place where the platform is where one waits to catch the Soup of the Day! (Bob Lucas)

How do you feel about being SOUPervised?

What does a marSOUPial do?

Our "SOUPer Lover" buttons have prompted the telling of many versions of the following joke:

An older gentleman, in need of some intimacy, set out to find himself a partner. He left his apartment and headed for town, wearing nothing but his hat, his raincoat, and his slippers. He reached the beauty parlor just as a lovely young thing emerged with her new coiffe. The elderly gent smiled and tipped his hat, opened his coat wide, and announced "Super Love!" The woman just scowled at him and said, "Beat it, Pop."

So the gentleman closed his coat and continued walking up the street. The next person he met was a middle aged lady just getting off a bus. The elderly gent smiled and tipped his hat, opened his coat wide, and announced "Super Love!" The woman was startled, but said gently, "Sir, you'd better wrap up before you catch your death of cold."